swoon

custom adult content

kids, avert your eyes

here we are

Smut, romance, lustrous adjectives, and voracious adverbs

18+ patrons can commission works to explore fantasy in a safe, tailormade environment. You’ll get your own PDF to use in your quiet moments, or even share as a suggestion to a lover.

as always, LGBTQ inclusive

quick & dirty

yes, please

  • kink (bdsm, fetish, etc.)

  • original characters & self insertion

  • characters from media

  • 2+ character inclusion

  • First, second, and third person perspectives

  • one shot or chap book

No Thank You

  • minors, incest, harm to animals (bestiality)

  • rape/non consent

  • celebrities or other nonconsenting individuals

  • no live interaction/fulfillment from the author

    (ie: I will not engage in roleplay with you-- don’t get me wrong, I like you, but not that much)

further reading

  • For those that want to indulge in a little bit of stardom, help me make you the main act. For this type of service it is most helpful for me hear how you perceive yourself, what you like commented on, and any other details that you need me to add to make it “real.”

    SFW photos are accepted if you aren’t a wordsmith or are truly lost on what to say.

  • In order to respect privacy and honor individual autonomy, I do not write real people into situations. However, if you love a character, that is something I absolutely can do.

    • If you love a portrayal given by a particular artist, I would write for the character. I would not, however not feature real world details of the actor.

    • If your goal is to make this a gift for a lover or friend, please get consent before you commission me. You can also pay a $5 fee to have a SFW “hook” written if you’d rather not spoil the surprise! These are guaranteed to be at least 180 words.

  • Original Characters (OCs) are always welcomed— whether they interact with pre established characters or their own companions.

    OC content is written with the understanding that the story is only for personal use. If you want to share the work with others you must credit and link me. While it’s not required, you can choose to share my ko-fi!

  • While beastiality and the abuse of animals is always off the table, pet play isn’t. Kittens and pups rejoice!

  • To suit all different needs, I provide multiple options when it comes to length:

    • One shots tend to be three to four pages (between 1,500 and 2,000 words)

    • Chap Books give more than one scenario and instead give an organized string of events. These are 15 to 35 pages.

    • While it’s rare I do long form commissions, I do take them on from time to time. If you have an idea that needs more than 40 pages, contact me directly.

Pricing

one shot

1,500 - 2,000 words / 3 - 4 pages

$85+

7,000 - 17,000words / 15 -30 pages

chap book

$355+

the base price reflects the lowest possible price at the minimum length (7,000 words / 15 pages)

  • turn around time varies depending on the project and will be communicated via email

  • rush fees are available, inquire with your deadline in the form